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About us

Everyone, if I could have your attention, please. For those of you who don't know us, our name's Death By Novelty.

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We're that t-shirt company, the funny and clever one.

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Probably wondering why we gathered you here tonight... ...besides boring you with a lame about us section. We got a special surprise for you and everybody here.

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We thought we'd roll out... ...a once-in-a-lifetime business opportunity. The birth of Death by Novelty!

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Death by Novelty, tee, tee, tee.

Death By Novelty.

The first word in Graphic Tees. - First word.

- Management.

- Financial portfolios.

- Insurance.

- Computers.

- Black leather gloves.

- Research and development.

Putting in the man hours to study the science of what you need. Last week we put Liquid Paper on a bee... ...and it died.

- Security. - Security.

- And... Possibly you!!

So... ...big question is: Aside from wasting your time with this long about section, which we will make up to you... ...what'd you think of the presentation???