Everyone, if I could have your attention, please. For those of you who don't know us, our name's Death By Novelty.
We're that t-shirt company, the funny and clever one.
Probably wondering why we gathered you here tonight... ...besides boring you with a lame about us section. We got a special surprise for you and everybody here.
Check, check. Check.
We thought we'd roll out... ...a once-in-a-lifetime business opportunity. The birth of Death by Novelty!
(Music starts playing)
Death by Novelty, tee, tee, tee.
Death By Novelty.
The first word in Graphic Tees. - First word.
- Financial portfolios.
- Black leather gloves.
- Research and development.
Putting in the man hours to study the science of what you need. Last week we put Liquid Paper on a bee... ...and it died.
- Security. - Security.
- And... Possibly you!!
So... ...big question is: Aside from wasting your time with this long about section, which we will make up to you... ...what'd you think of the presentation???